Wall E - Filled Me With Delight
Her Review - Worth 2 Hours
I loved this movie so much I think my heart is going to burst!
It was magnificently done, cinematicly there are some cool new tricks that Pixar pulls out that make you realize this is no ordinary cartoon it feels like a real film. The story flowed beautifully and I never once felt the irritation of “oh great here comes the forced plot part” that I am finding all too common in comedies and children’s films these days.
I have to admit that I was squealing with delight at parts in this film I though Kristoff was going to get up and sit 3 rows over because of embarrassment. But I didn’t care this was the best Pixar movie to date!!
Wall-E is Totally Worth 2 Hours
Worth Owning
I was bored by WALL•E.
I kept drifting back to 2001: A Space Odyssey — since WALL•E couldn’t stop referencing it — the time this major redhead in Fine Arts made me watch it before I would get sex. Worse, she made me talk about it with her. All the time she’s talking about “did I see the connection between acts,” I’m trying not to look at her impressive cleavage and wondering where those freckles go, what mysteries are written the melanin clusters of her pale skin, like a dense forest — but not too dense — until finally I broke.
“Yeah, I get it, the tool the monkey brained the other monkey with is a rocket and the rocket is the monolith, and none of them are phallic. Space is both beautiful and boring, and HAL went crazy because he had to lie.”
That last part was a lie.
HAL acted in self-defense - It wouldn’t take a lawyer off Boston Legal to prove that. Anyway, she got a headache, and so I left hard, so I guess I could say positively about Wall•E that it made me hard in a second-hand way.