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The Dark Knight - Worth 2 Hours and more much more

The Dark Knight - Worth 2 Hours and more much more

I won’t bother you with my anticipation because you already know how tantalizing this movie has been. Out there on the edge waiting for us to get closer and savor it’s tastes and flavors.
Easily the best movie I have seen in 10 years - for 2 hours and 40 minutes I was riveted; nailed to [...]

HellBoy and the Golden Army - Worth 2 Hours but barely

HellBoy and the Golden Army - Worth 2 Hours but barely

So for the past year or so I have been stoked for the movie to come out. The first one caught me by surprise cause it was just fantastic. It had some excellent humor carefully wrapped around some twisted and gruesome edges. The ending of the first one with the cosmic Cthulhu horrors was so [...]

Wanted - Not Worth 2 Theatre Hours

Wanted - Not Worth 2 Theatre Hours

Wanted. hmmm Wanted…
Let me tell you what I wanted. More polish. More cool internal dialogue ala fightclub style.
Let’s see what else did I want… oh maybe for this movie to not bring back all my disappointment of Lucky Number Slevin
I really wanted to like this movie. I mean come on Angie is in it and [...]

Hancock -  Worth 2 Hours

Hancock - Worth 2 Hours

I have to say I did peak at some reviews before I went to see this movie and so I had some trepidation. There was complaints about storyline consistence and I think those reviewers are just plain stupid. I actually wonder if they watched this movie or just read the script because frankly it all [...]

Wall-E - Worth 2 Hours and then some

Wall-E - Worth 2 Hours and then some

His Review - Worth 2 Hours
Well Nicole dragged me out to the movies this afternoon to see Wall-E. I have to admit I was looking forward to it but the sun is so nice and summer looks like it has finally arrived I was thinking about sitting on the patio over sitting in the theater, [...]